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The source photo here is undoctored as far as I can tell. The only thing I did was add the caption. I'm not suggesting that Hillary Clinton is a lesbian (and if she is, who cares?), but I will say that the look on her face is exactly the look I would have on my face if I was in this situation.

Mmmmm.

Coke Blak sure is good. But since it's so expensive,
I figured out how to make my own.

What are you allowed to use Q-Tips for? A lot of things.
But if you said "to clean my ears", then you are wrong.

It's always nice to know that Kip Winger is keeping it real.
This advertisement demonstrates how important it is to always stay true to the game.
Personally, I think that Kip Winger should be consulted for all important decisions
made by anyone, anywhere.

A friendly message from an anonymous NYC artist. This particular poster
was found in the Lower East Side on Orchard Street. Start your own business or join
your local Fight Club today.

Mo, pictured here, attended Handsome Boy Modeling School earlier this year.
Handsome Boy Modeling School taught Mo that he is much more than a plain white cat,
he is a blank canvas. His new "Orlando Bloom" look is a big hit with the ladies.

In a recent kung fu battle, I lost to a fighter who used the Eagle Claw style.
This is the result.

EPISODE III EXCLUSIVE! - BrianChernicky.com has worldwide exclusive news
on the original ending of Star Wars: Episode III. Part of a decades-long misinformation
campaign, George Lucas had originally planned to reveal Darth Vader's identity to be
cuddly fan-favorite Jar Jar Binks.

The photo here is taken from the movie's original climatic scene, which was filmed
entirely with action figures to cut production costs. Ultimately, this original
ending was cut from the final film and replaced with the more family-friendly,
"happy" ending.

Pipe Butter is a common domestic problem. Pipe butter sure does clog the drain,
but not many people know that pipe butter is the leading cause of leprosy, teenage
pregnancy, fiery jock, and lupus. Clean your bathroom pipes regularly in full body
armor to avoid these problems.

The critic's choice of the 2005 Sundance Film Festival, Elian Vs. Predator
was the first ever full-length action movie about Elian Gonzales singlehandedly
fighting off the Predator. Unfortunately, 20th Century Fox put many, many legal
injunctions on me which prevent me from showing it to anyone ever again.