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Close up of the "Lou Dobbs Glow" (and turkey-neck).
See how Lou glows? Anybody in Lou's immediate vicinity also will have glow powers (albeit not as much), as evidenced by the guy on the left is who is in the studio with Lou. Lou is the glowmaster!
The guy on the right does not glow. At all. In fact, Lou's glow seems to be sucking the life out of him.
Why is Lou glowing?
Theories can be drawn, and they will be.
- Lou Dobbs is an angel.
- Lou Dobbs is God.
- Lou Dobbs is a ghost.
- CNN has borrowed a fog machine from The Who to fill the studio.
- The entire CNN studio staff is blazing.
- Lou Dobbs was exposed to toxic ooze, ala the North American Ninja Turtle.
- The hatred hundred of thousands of Mexicans feel toward Lou has manifested into an erie glow that surrounds and damns him.
- Lou Dobbs literally emits a warm fuzzy feeling.
- A disgruntled cameraman thought it would be 'funny' to put vaseline all over the lenses.
- CNN is a dream sequence.
- Because he is old, Lou Dobbs has been swimming in the pool with the Cocoons.
The Lou Dobbs Glow has an after effect.
The Lou Dobbs Glow is evidently contagious and has an after effect. Take a look at Campbell Brown, who follows Lou on the Election Center.
Campbell Brown glows a little too. She's much prettier than Lou.
The glow, while less in intensity, is actually quite attractive on Cambpell. I think it also effects Anderson "AC" Cooper.
Larry King (who is on after Campbell), does not glow so much - proving that the Lou Dobbs Glow effect fades after time.
Larry King's forehead doesn't "glow" so much as "reflect".
On a tangent: why is Larry King even on TV? He has no discernable talent as an interviewer or host.
And then there was this: The most embarassing moment in the history of CNN.
Asking CNN.
I went ahead and e-mailed Lou directly to ask him about his apparent superpowers.
What gives CNN?
Conclusion:
Lou Dobbs is a source of unspeakable power and he has to be researched. CNN should have top men working on it right now. Who? Top men.
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