This one is from 1996, and it's way over the top.

Yoshinoya is a Japanese rice bowl chain restaurant that never really caught on too much in the US. It's a shame too, because it's pretty good food. A simple formula: Meat, vegetables, and rice.

NO RESPONSE.

As I said, WAY over the top. This would have been better if I just left "rice-bowel movement" as the only joke.

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