Out of work? Here's an idea: ask the president for a letter of reference. I actually thought I might get one!

As before with the Chelsea letter, they wrote back:

Now the obvious next move would have been to ask Daniel W. Burkhardt for a letter of reference. I don't know why I didn't.

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