In college, companies send you all sorts of scam letters. I guess they figure that they will scam you before you get your degree and are officially smart.

What a total scam. I couldn't wait to write back.

NO RESPONSE.

I should admit here that I lifted the punchline from a Red Meat comic strip, though I think that Red Meat creator Max Cannon would agree that it was the right thing to do.

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