miscellaneous debris

kind-of-funny.

As a disclaimer, I would conservatively call this stuff "slightly amusing", as a lot of it is really old and has questionable comedic value to anyone, including me.

Celebrity Crank Calls (1999-2002)
Here are my sole contributions to this art form. Mother Love and SF local celebrity Jan the Hat Lady.

Attack of the Clone(d Chicken)s (2002)
A critique of the "toned-down" marketing of Star Wars Episode 2. I don't exactly know why I wrote this or for whom, but I actually like this one. I don't think it was ever published.

Metallica vs. Me (2000)
A transcript of my portion of the Metallica/Napster online debate that was held way back when.