With President Obama in his final term, I thought I’d ask him what I ask all U.S. Presidents: A letter of reference. He’s so cool it might actually happen.
23 years later, I have a question for Nintendo about “Duck Hunt”.
I’ve occassionally had the thought that it would be funny to send out autographed photos of myself to celebrities. Just to kind of turn it around on them. The problem is finding a good address.
Then I thought: I know a good address for my governor!
Circa 2001, one of the newer ones.
Designer Whey is a company that makes supplements for athletes. At this time I was really into daily weightlifting and rockclimbing, so I ate 6 full meals a day and I needed a helluva lot of protein.
Out of work? Here’s an idea: ask the president for a letter of reference. I actually thought I might get one!
A couple joke letters here. Unexpected one-liners, minimalism and hilarity ensue.
Before Al Gore single-handedly invented the internet, Napster, and the omnipresence of CD-RW drives, there was the great deal known as the CD club.
A joke letter from 1997 to a sweepstakes scam company. Let’s go beat the hell out of a total stranger.
This one is from 1996, and it’s way over the top.
Yoshinoya is a Japanese rice bowl chain restaurant that never really caught on too much in the US. It’s a shame too, because it’s pretty good food. A simple formula: Meat, vegetables, and rice.