Justin Long stars in The Mac Supremacy

Check yourself Mac marketing. Your OS really isn’t bad, and your computers are pretty powerful. It’s the air of smug (and false) superiority you have that smells. Bad.

Mac vs PC. Please. A dichotomy that is as ubiquitous as it is completely erroneous. Look: Each is good. Each is different. Each is good for different things.

GoDaddy: Tits will make you buy web hosting, right?

GoDaddy thinks tits will make you buy web hosting

GoDaddy is successful for two reasons: big tits. Candice Michelle’s tits. Big fat tits.

They were the first web hosting company to have a Superbowl ad. This ad prominently featured tits.

I don’t care to argue about the sexism. I’m more interested in why they think tits would convince me to buy their web hosting.

So let’s take five seconds to get to know GoDaddy (beyond her tits) and see if anything is there.

esurance: Raped Genndy Tartakovsky

Esurance raped Genndy Tartakovsky

As part of the 18-34 demo these commercials are aimed at, I find these commercials intellectually akin to pumping a syringe full of bleach into the brain.

They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. In the case of esurance, they might as well be siphoning money out of Genndy Tartakovsky’s personal bank account, because they’ve ripped off his animation style wholesale. Erin Esurance even fights robots in the same manner that Samurai Jack did in order to get some action/violence on the air.