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  • provides wholesale, bargain time machines for the immediate remedy of regret and ignorance.
  • agrees with Sean Bell, who thinks my hair "looks as bad as Colin Farell's in Miami Vice."
  • apologizes for the inconvenience.
  • guarantees web miscellany or your money back.
  • says there are no excuses, everything is online now.
  • plays by a strict "two strikes and you're out" rule.
  • is the future of the past.
  • invites Tiger Woods' wife to a dinner and a movie.
  • is the magic 8-ball of cyberspace.
  • is a straight b/c student.
  • tells the truth to people that can't handle it.
  • is aparently the world's leading authority on Big Buck Hunter for the Wii.
  • is proud to nominate a candidate for worst web hosting company in the world.
  • knows the only thing people hate more than criticism is constructive criticism.
  • humanistic skin with cognitive innards.
  • was wondering if Google is the new God.
  • has got a deep desire to swim while in my full attire.
  • ponders: if he dressed up like a plumber for Halloween, Mario Lopez would be Super Mario Lopez.
  • thinks Google should change its name to Skynet.
  • thinks bicycle supremacists should have a spot in hell right next to people driving SUV's while talking on cell phones.
  • doesn't like bullies.
  • now has 99.5% less hair.
  • knows that killer whales attack trainers because THEY'RE KILLER WHALES.
  • thinks Stephen Hawking is probably wrong (about aliens).
  • takes pictures of people every now and then.
  • recognizes what conservatives and liberals of the Baby Boomer generation have in common when forwarding political emails.
  • bought a telegraph app for the iphone.
  • highly recommends Truth Enough: Learning to Live in a Post-Fact Society.
  • thinks it's funny that all movies based on video games suck.
   
 
 
 
Spiny Lobster: 3.15 lbs, 4 3/4 inch carapice.
 
 
 
 
  		 
 
 
   
 

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